jasmine-blu:

my hero 

The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class

fiddlesticksandcustard:

We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”

LOKI ISN’T HERE.

We became best friends after that, obviously.

chancholo:

sweet-bitsy:

uinyan:

「ねこむらおたこ」さんのTwitterのつぶやきをついに商品化！「にゃんこ型イヤホンジャックカバー作ってみた」 | ニコニコショッピング(仮)

NNNNNNNNNNN I’m almost positive that sleepy kitty has kitty bits if you know what I mean

NAGH I WANT

noobjake:

That is awesome

• Them: look
• Me: I saw that already

• This is Korean: 안녕하세요
• This is Japanese: こんにちは
• This is Chinese: 你好
•  They're different.

averylifelessmaid:

domino-terrorist:

jakemulford:

constellationlcd:

studying for finals

ELMO OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?

ELMO?!?!?!

lihr alret hepl

kdawwg:

her voice is so raspy and beautiful i love it

alexu:

charminbear:

elasticitymudflap:

superwholockstuckian:

ellimist:

i was taking a sex ed class once and the instructor showed us this video to illustrate the fact that you cannot have sex outside of marriage without getting herpes

jesus christ wat

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hm yes

shitshilarious:

“Aint Lion”

ilostmyfear0ffalling:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?

do you?

Everything is available in my country. 

sorry you were saying

HA.

videohall:

Asian kid does an ingenious rap song in 11 different accents!

“I like how he used different words from each language in his verses.”